I like hanging out with guys more than girls. Why? Because most guys I hang out with keep it real. If they have something to say, they’ll say it up front and to my face. So, to cut to the chase, one of my greatest pet peeves is when guys talk shit about other people. Most girls are already notorious for that, so don’t be a bitch like they are and shit-talk, too. Man the fuck up!

Do you know what bothers me even more though? It’s when the shit-talking is about me, so I confront these bitches about it and they don’t say a single word because they know their comments were dumb, they know it was unnecessary, and they know it didn’t have any structure, just like how they lack a backbone. Then behind by back, they ask around, “Who said something?” Does it matter? You opened your big mouth and set yourself up for me to bitch at you about it. 

I made all of this crystal clear to them. Go ahead and say something about me again, and see if I won’t make you regret it if I find out.

I have to give them props though. At least wasn’t that quarter-assed, anonymous shit that girls left in my Ask box. I guess it didn’t make the guys all that much of a bitch compared to them.